Former Edina Woman Breaks into Convenience Stores in Multiple States

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Former Edina Woman Breaks into Convenience Stores in Multiple States

Edina, MN-A former Edina resident went on a rampage this weekend following a story alledging the removal of a popular chocolate. Staci Schoenrock, of Gilford, NH-and graduate of Edina High School reportedly read the rumor online after it was posted by her former neighbor Suze Schultz. "She just couldn't handle the thought of her favorite candy, Recess Peanut butter cups, no longer being available." Said an unidentified relative.
Schoenrock confessed at the scene, stating "There's no wrong way to eat a Reecess," while covered in chocolate during arrest.

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