The "Rock" Dwayne Johnson Is Announces Engagement

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AP - Breaking

September 15, 2017

It's official, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson asked his longtime girlfriend, Tina Darling, for her hand in marriage. "I've loved Tina for many years and I almost lost her to my work" said Baywatch star Johnson as he teared up "She's a perfect in every way. She's my 'Darling'".

Darling was seen shopping for wedding gowns in Beverly Hills earlier today. "I gave him an ultimatum and It was not or never." Tensions between the couple began to flair during the shoot of the straight to DVD film, Baywatch, earlier in March. "His work kept us apart for far too long".

Darlings friends and family are in total shock "What the actual fuck" said Tina's daughter. "Mom used to walk around the house and say things like 'The Rock and I are dating' and 'I am going to move to Hollywood, and I don't mean Florida'. We just thought she was crazy, but she's not. This is actually happening".

James Darling, Tina's husband seems to be more shocked than anyone. "Part of me is really sad, but I'm actually really kind of excited. Tina is my best friend, but look, after 25 years, I'm totally OK with her seeing a movie star. Dwayne said he would take me to the newest Housten Brothers Bar, Black Rabbit Rose to pick up chicks. With The Rock as my wingman, I'm not worried about my dating future". James cut our interview short after saying "Look, I have to go now. I need to get Tina packed so I can go hang with my new bestie, The Rock".

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