Trump to unveil plans for "The New Ameica"

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U.S. President Donald Trump announced today that he is "draining the swamp" and a new civilized America will take its place. Parts of his plan include free healthcare for everyone, legal recreational marijuana, north and south border walls to be paid for by N. Korea...

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