Mitchell News-Journal has purchased the NY Times in surprise $5 BILLION buyout.

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Mitchell News-Journal has purchased the NY Times in surprise $5 BILLION buyout.

Who knew that a small town paper kept that kind of cash reserves?

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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