Disney World Closed for 90 days

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Disney World Closed for 90 days

Disney will be closed for 90 days unless my wifey aka Laura rubs my feetsies and says I am the master and does everything I want to do.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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