GAA Experts admit Mayo Havent a Hope
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"We let them play just for the revenue"
In a shock announcement today from Croke Park, GAA officials have publicly admitted that they "Always believed Mayo were hopeless". After years of knocking on the door of All Ireland glory, the news will come as a major disappointment to their legion of devoted, if somewhat delusional, supporters.
"I always thought we were in with a real shot", said life-long Mayo fan Niall O Boyle from Mulranny. "We were always so close"
A souvenir seller outside Crolke Park today agreed: "Jayziz, bud, you have to feel sorry for them, they were really up for it" , as he charged us £34 for a tacky "Mayo Sam 2017" novelty registration plate.
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