Woman burnt by toast

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Remember when I said that the people in the cheating relationship believe that they are special? Well, in a sense they are sort of right. It is hard for a marriage to compete with an affair - at least on one level - because it's a fantasy that is not rooted in reality. The affair partner isn't having to pick up anyone's dirty socks. And the woman in the affair just wants to focus on the positive - she doesn't nag or exhibit any real expectations, especially at first. Theoretically, it is all about fun.

But when they are in a long term relationship or married, this changes. Suddenly, she does have to pick up his dirty socks. She seems him the bathroom cutting his nose hairs and burping at the dinning room table. He sees her dying her hair and plucking her eyebrows. That's not as attractive as seeing her only when she's only at her best.

In short, the monotony of a marriage suddenly replaces the excitement of the affair. And it's not nearly as exciting and magical. This can leave both people feeling very let down and disappointed that they traded in their old life and hurt so many people when they are now pretty much living their old life with someone new and still having a new set of complications.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.