Pimp Skillet Protection Agency Gets Government Contract
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Ending years of surveillance by the FBI, CIA, and ATF ordered by the Obama Administration President Donald Trump signed an executive order naming Pimp Skillet Protection Agency to a large government contract. Details were sketchy as the only statement from the company was "If you have to ask, you do not need us." while the White House said it was going to be the greatest thing ever to happen. International news sources report that Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un have both started wearing brown pants.
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