Ivan Dieto

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At the release of Justin Bieber's newest song, Despacito (meaning "Slowly") a Midland resident showed to be a little slow in the cabeza himself. One evening our subject, Justin Holcomb, singing with his lovely wife Kaitlyn leaving HEB when something seemed a little off. According to Kaitlyn, her husband was screaming a man's name, and this had our subject's wife concerned. Kaitlyn told our reporter that the two of them "had been singing in the car together and all of the sudden he sexually scrings (scream-sings) out a mans name! I was so like totally caught off guard!" After extensive investigating Kaitlyn and the police discovered that the man's name being said "Ivan Dieto" wasn't really a man at all. Justin meaning to sing this line of the despacito song- "I just wanna hear you screaming, '¡Ay, Bendito!'" Was replacing "Ay,Bendito" with the name "Ivan Dieto". Relieved to find out her husband wasn't sexing a man named Ivan, she was quite disappointed to find out her husband was that dumb. Justin talked briefly with our reporter after the case was resolved saying "I thought the singer's name was Ivan Dieto.. it's an honest mistake..". So in conclusion we would like to say - what a dumbass.

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