Guide-Dogs will soon be licensed in TX.
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You've probably seen them leading the disabled through the mall, in a restaurant or in the bus. Soon, however, you may be seeing them at the drive-thru at Sonic or Whataburger picking up a tasty snack.
"We're trying to capitalize on the inevitability of doggy drivers." says Red Roofus, manager of a local KFC. "We have burgers in the shape of cats, rabbits and squirrel, and fries that have squakers in them."
When we asked if they were worried that driving dogs may pose a public safety threat, Anthony Fidoruff simply put it like this; "Well, not really. We DO let women drive after all and that's only killed a few hundred thousand folk over the years."
So when you see your fuzzy little friends pulling around you and flipping the fuzzy finger, just tell them "Good boy!" and procede with caution.
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