Local resident found to be a squid
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Grand Haven resident Tim was discovered to be a squid Friday morning by a team of distinguished scientists. Shocked by the news Tim said, "Wow." This revelation is leaving many in the community uneasy. Local police chief Ryan Priebus held a press conference this afternoon stating, "There is no cause for alarm. Squid Tim has shown no signs of aggression toward any members of the community." According to Dr. John McJohnathan a leading expert in squid people this is not uncommon, "This is not uncommon." Dr McJohnathan literally wrote the book on squid people.(Squid People Are Not Uncommon. Dr. John McJonathan. 2014.) When asked what the future holds for him after this incredible revelation Tim said, "I don't even like squid."
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