Trump: Scaramuccci is My Exterminator

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By Tom DeLillo, July 28, 2017 New York (Breakingnews365)

President Donald Trump believes the White House is infested with rats. No, not the four legged kind but rather the "the lowest form of human being. A backstabbing snitch" as several sources in the White House have witnessed the president saying. "And we are not speaking out of turn because the President himself said we could share that statement with as many people as possible" according to one source.

"I grew up in Queens", said the President via a phone call this reporter was granted late last night. "My father restored and built apartment buildings and there were times , many times that a beautiful apartment building we were working on would have a colony of dirty rats living there. They would chew on eaves to get into a building. Once inside, they chewed on wires, wood beams in attics almost all the way through! They would eat the electrical insulation which can cause fires. I have seen foundations shift because of rat damage. Not to mention piles of shit everywhere. If you let rats go unchecked, they can bring a building down. And there is only one way to get rid of them. Hire a professional exterminator. There are snitch rats infesting my White House and Scaramucci is my exterminator. He has authorization from me to go in with a blow torch and destroy all that undermine the work that the American people have entrusted me to do. I Have know Anthony for a long time and let me tell you, if he were coming up a generation ago, he would have been the biggest Mob boss. He would have been the Vito Corleone of his day. He knows how to get things done. What happened to rats in that world of the Mafia? They got rubbed out. Anthony will fire anyone who is a rat. Period! And no one is exempt. He is the American peoples Vito Corleone. Trust me. And for those of you who don't know who the hell I am talking about and I suspect if you are under 30, you don't, shame on you. It's part of out pop culture and how America was made. Tough guys. Real men. Great men.

The President then graciously thanked me for the interview and hung up.

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