Man caught stealing 50 dildos from local adult store.
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In Mobile, Alabama police apprehended a man that goes by the name Dustin Faggard. He was caught stealing 50 dildos from a local adult store . The lady working at the store said "she saw him acting strange and when she questioned him he said he was looking for a toy for his friend". After further investigating she saw a large bulge in his under pants and it turned out to be 50 adult toys crap packed in his pants . She proceeded to call to authorities . He tried to run away but a 24 inch toy fell from his underwear and tripped him and he fell and hit his head on a box of rubbers .
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