Boob Slapper Now Abreast of the Law

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July 27, 2017: 10:59 AM ET

Charges were filed today in Yuma County General District Court against a man accused of offering free breast slapping treatments to women on the streets of Yuma. The man, a resident of Yuma County (and long-time social media poster), read recent reports heralding the effectiveness of a Thailand breast slapping technique for enhancing women’s breast size. When he researched the technique, the $250,000 training price tag dampened his enthusiasm a bit. It was then that he reportedly came upon the idea of providing the service for free, in the hope of learning the technique by trial & error, and practice. Unfortunately, a number of those he approached were not interested in his service, and a few who were especially offended at his suggestion that their breasts needed slapping and enlarging contacted the Sheriff’s office. He was detained for questioning by Sheriff’s Deputy, Ima Chesty, but was promptly arrested when he alternately slapped the sides of her breasts to demonstrate the process and convince her his service was legitimate. He was released into his wife’s custody pending a hearing to be scheduled in August. He was last seen leaving the Courthouse with his wife alternately slapping the sides of his head.

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