Local man suspended indefinitely for 1st degree assault on his Great Uncle.

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Local man suspended indefinitely for 1st degree assault on his Great Uncle.

It was a quiet day for news on Monday until local Rochesterian Derek Mueller was escorted off the Corporate Tower premises. During a normal work day at a local brokerage a fight broke out between uncle and nephew. When questioned on the incident, Derek replied "He shouldn't have used the last of my coffee grounds" When asked why he felt it appropriate to place his hands on his Great Uncle he responded "No Comment". No charges have been filed at this time.

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