Founding member of Diesel Injection has reportedly gone missing

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After another playoff run falling short, the future of Diesel Injection remains unknown. GM Robert J Quinn Jr was last seen at a boiled peanut stand in Jacksonville FL shortly after last years season asking incoherrant questions to passerbys before disappearing into a corn field. He has not come out since.

This could spell good news for the Archduke, who would not be required to shave his beard if both Quinn GMs fail to show up to the court ordered judgement next week in order to enforce the contract.

In other fantasy news, GM Ray is refusing to disclose any information about his draft strategy. Fans are excited to see if he can live up to his year after year mediocre performances.

GM Ken was last seen working on his buff status. After severe disappointment from flexing in the mirror all night and realizing that his right peck was slightly larger than his left peck, GM Ken has temporarily put down his team planning in order to get in line for his GQ shoot. The multimillion dollar 3x champion is not worried.

Insiders are claiming that the GM Siah and Herg promo was simply a hoax in order to spread the Reilly monopoly across the league. However with now 5 total Reilly family members in the league and a Reilly as commissioner, the Vegas odds of a Reilly bringing home a title have stayed the same at 0.

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