Breaking News: Lone Wolf caught using hiking poles

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

2059 84059 Shares

Breaking News: Lone Wolf caught using hiking poles

After years of dogged accusations, Lone Wolf, 58, of Appalachian Trail and Damascus fame admits that using performance enhancing hiking poles and sleeping in shelters gave him his edge. Still maintains that "It's just walking."

This is a breaking story and further details will be reporter as they emerge.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

loading Biewty