Heller Family Returns To Santa Barbara

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Heller Family Returns To Santa Barbara

In a surprising turn of events the Heller family have planned a return visit to Santa Barbara. Many in the community expressed concerns with memories of their last visit still fresh in their minds. When contacted by troubled local citizens the Santa Barbara Chief of Police explained “There is really not a lot we can do as the statute of limitations have passed. We know they are coming and we are prepared for any shenanigans!”

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