Local man cashes in on used condoms.
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Local entrepreneur Marc Greene, 62, of Dayton, has been traveling all over the Miami Valley securing used rubber from hotel dumpsters to recycle. Greene has been working with Rumpke Waste services and Waste Management inc to obtain receptacles for rubber materials to be placed at all hotels in the Miami Valley. Greene has secured over 2.8 metric tons of used condoms which, up to this date, have produced $10,385 worth of recycled rubber products that Greene has sold on the black market. In a statement made to WHIO Greene stated "If you use condoms please collect them for me, i'd appreciate it", "Know what i'm saying I make erasers for pencils, rubber bullets, and rubber grip handles for fire arms". With men like Greene around there will always be somebody on the "cum" up. No pun intended. More on this story at WHIO.com.
This story was reported by Dave Cummings
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