Doritos Unveils New powder Seasoning Products

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The people at Doritos have heard your requests! This week Doritos announced that due to customer suggestions, they have created a shake on seasoning line with all your favorite Doritos flavors included.

The new product will be in a shake container like all of your old stand by seasonings like paprika, celery salt, and garlic powder. This will include Taco, Nacho Cheese, Salsa Verde, Jacked hot wings, and of course Cool Ranch.

Now people can enjoy the same great Doritos taste on their burgers, steaks, or any meat of their choosing stated Dorie Ritus, spokesman for the company.

Not only can this be added to grilled meat, but extra powder can be added directly into your bag if you so desire. "You wouldn't believe the requests we get demanding this" said Dorie.

There is a sect of people that take great pleasure in finding the most covered chip in the bag. The lesser covered chips are just cast away like red headed step children. This will allow them to powder up the whole bag saving countless time searching for the best one.

The best part of eating Doritos has always been licking the powder off your fingers after you are done, suggested Dorie.

"We are just packaging what the people want." "This is going to revolutionize the seasoning industry." Out will be be seasoned salt and garlic pepper and in will be Cool Ranch and Spicy Nacho. Ruffles and Takis have already started work as well on sour cream and onion and cheddar spices.

"Doritos is always on the cutting edge",
Reported Ritus. We want to be a pioneer and trend setter in this world. "We know the demand is there." "We just hope we can keep up and make enough."

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