Man abducted by huge unknown animal near Brandywine MD

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Maryland state police, FBI, and local authorities responded to a 911 call at approximately 3.30 pm today about a possible abduction.
Workers on a construction site alerted authorities when a co worker could not be located
As police processed the scene the man reported missing Ryan lane a 29 year old VA man was observed walking out of a wooded area with torn clothes and appeared to be in distress
He told investigators he had been assaulted by a very large hairy man like creature he described as a bigfoot
The creature was nearly 10 foot tall he told police
Mr Ryan stated he was working near a large black berry bush in a wooded area near rt 5 in Brandywine MD at the time of the assault
Police are asking local residents in the area to stay indoors
Mr Ryan told investigators he yelled and tried to communicate with the animal to stop the attack as the creature had man like features
The animal however only made deep grunts thru out the attack
Mr Ryan was taken to southern MD hospital and was treated for his injury's
Mr Ryan received over 200 stiches in his rectum
When asked what he thought caused the attack he stated that shortly before his ordeal he had yelled at another worker in the area to get him a papusa for lunch
Mr Ryan speculated the bigfoot may have mis understood him thinking he was yelling free pa pu sie

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