Beckley man to sue local resteraunt.
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In an interview with WVVA Friday morning, a resident of Crab Orchard has been enraged.
"I went to the Char with my wife for our 367 month anniversary, and I was excited to order her a salad and ice water, and of course, a big old plate of chicken fingers for me. That's when the waiter informed me that they don't serve the kids meals to anyone over the age of 13. I have an unalienable right to eat kids food as much as I want. Dammit I am 30 years old!!!"
After this Daniel Harmon, 33, proceeded to throw himself on the ground of WVVA's conference room , crying and wailing at the top of his lungs. After his wife and 5 year old son managed to calm him down, he explained to Dan Mink that he intended to sue The Char for descrimination and hate speech.
That just goes to show the lengths that some folks will go to get their chicken fix.
-Pam Turner WVVA online correspondent.
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