More information on Gusty Winds has been released
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Authorities have released information after conducting an investigation on Gusty Winds social media activity. Local authorities believe Gusty Winds may belong to a group who may have pledged allegiance to vegan extremism. They believe this could be the reason for the attack that left two transformers dead and one pole critically wounded at the McDonald's in Streator, IL. Gusty Winds recently liked a post from another member of the self proclaimed "Vegan Extremists" which stated: " We like, don't wanna, you know, hurt anyone or anything, that's why we target inanimate objects, we just wanna, like, you know, stop the killing of innocent cows and stop the spread of GMO milk dude."
An unnamed local authority agent said, upon reading the post: "I mean if they don't wanna eat meat or drink milk that's their problem, what a buncha wack jobs. What're they gonna do next? Make sure all the ice cream machines don't work? Wait a minute..."
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