Actors, Musician alive and well

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Actors John Wayne, John Belushi, Chris Farley, and musician Elvis Presley all were found alive and living in a remote cabin near a small town in Nebraska. Mr. Wayne, who is 110 years old, credits getting away from it all and living a simple life as the key to him still being alive. "I smoke a lot of weed", says Wayne, who has to get around with a cane. Both Belushi and Farley, both famous for being overweight funny guys and having a notorious addiction to cocaine, have both lost over 100lbs and are now clean and sober. Both are also vegans. At night, when they gather around the fire, Elvis, who also is clean and sober, will sing some of his most popular songs, while Belushi plays the guitar. "We all just had to get away from the spotlight, so we faked our deaths and are living the rest of our lives in peace and quiet. Don't go looking for them though, Cause Wayne is still a crack shot with a rifle. "I can shoot the eye out of a bird at 100 yards" he quips, with his still gravely voice.

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