Quantum Entanglement Proves You Exist In Many Times And Places

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China unexpectedly arrived at time portals during experiments meant to sort out inconsistencies in string theory and quantum entanglement.

In successful quantum entanglement experiments to create teleportation of quantum particles, also known as "spooky action," Chinese scientists also noted particle patterns that could only be explained mathematically as curves in time and space. In doing so, they arrived at multiple mirrors of time and space placing all things in different eras of their own existence in parallel universes. Indeed, this applies that parallel universes show each person's life and society as a whole at different eras of time.

At the observatory at the top of Mount Chiste Grande, a joint team of Chilean and Chinese astronomers beamed particles into different areas of the hyperbolic fabric of reality the the theory of relativity implies and multiple self-similar fractal patterns suggesting mean all things concurrently exist at different places of the time spectrum.

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