Bernie Sanders endorses Donald Trump after taking massive amount of LSD at a Grateful Dead show

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Independent Senator, owner of 3 houses and communist of the highest order, Bernie Sanders, went to his first Grateful Dead show, where he was dosed with a massive amount of LSD. After wandering around the show, an anonymous source from CNN told Breakingnews365 that he was heard mumbling "Top Banana" and "Please, take my money, all the millions".

The most concerning thing heard from Bernie Sanders, was his claim that Donald Trump is a magnificent person, the best and that while Stalin was probably better (minus the 60 million he murdered in the name of equality) and all the internment camps for gays, etc, Bernie was finally learning to admit that Trump really wanted to make America Great Again and he could not fight this anymore. He is getting too old and he wants to enjoy his status in the 1, even though he claims to be against it.

Trump was overheard by another anonymous source from CNN, after apparently speaking with a Russia via a flip-phone from 1992, saying "Bernie tried, but Crooked Hillary is the devil and it is a shame because Bernie would have been a better opponent to run against, regardless of the outcome of Socialist millionaire Bernie still losing to God Emperor Trump himself".

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