Grumpy Girlfriend Found not Worthy of Boyfriend's Attention

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ANNE ARUNDEL COUNTY, MD -- In an unprecedented unanimous vote via online social media snap poll, the entire Internet community has found that an Anne Arundel County woman, who has been nicknamed "Christmas Bitch" by participants due to her December 25th birthday, is guilty of unfairly rejecting her mates attempts to entertain her. It's been reported that she sometimes refuses to read funny things until he begs her, and then responds by faining disinterest.

"He's so sweet to her, and she's such a grump nugget!" said one respondent. "She best appreciate that man, cuz he fine as hell with that fly wit and awesome, glorious beard."

When asked how he feels about his girlfriend's resistance to his late night urgings, the man, known only as "Big Poppa B," solidified his enviable reputation by saying, "Yeah, she ain't as down with all my swagger as some of my online bitches, but she's my only real world ho, and I loves muh bitch, yo."

Still, Christmas Bitch best check herself before she wrecks herself!

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