El Reno Grad Blake Moss Named Top Physicist
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Dr. Blake Moss of El Reno, OK has been named the Chief Physicist at the Atomic Lab in Chicago, IL. Dr. Moss will be working on the indoor particle accelerator, along with finding ways to destroy the massive black hole swirling around America currently. Colleagues describe Moss as someone who they admire and noted how awesome his stride is. Adam Jones who is a resident colleague, described Blake as a quiet genius and will take the lab to new heights. "He's kind of like the Bob Ross of Physics and he has the ambition of a weed." said Jones. We asked Dr. Moss how he feels about his new position and he is very grateful. Moss said "I am beyond grateful for this opportunity. Growing up I always wanted to be Spider-Man, but now I see that I can use my powerful brain skills to save mankind from this black hole. I can still sling webs though." In addition to saving the world from black holes, Moss enjoys adding to his fountain pen collection and spending time with his cat Kingston.
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