CIA agents use Goodwill as cover employment in Hanahan, SC

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The "unmasking" of CIA agents has become the United States' biggest homeland security problem since President Trump took office early in 2017. The latest cyber security attacks on the United States has revealed the identity of over 50 CIA agents operating as Goodwill employees in a Hanahan SC warehouse. Joint Chiefs of Staff General Bascone noted the small town located just a few miles north of Charleston SC has been a perfect location for undercover agents to carry out their crucial mission for the past 3 years supporting all branches of the military and overseas agents. Due to the most recent cyber leaks the Department of Homeland Security has been called on to ensure the safety and security of all exposed agents to include agents operating overseas. Goodwill employees will continue their mission but will now have heightened security measures put in place by Homeland Security. Goodwill retail sites are not involved with the Government contracted employees of the Goodwill warehouse personnel, but the Goodwill retail giant is seeming to benefit from the attention claiming to have overall sales increase statewide.

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