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A reporter from live 5 1/2 g.o.t.u
Caught up with 2 male victims of what is now known as the kissing love bandits. The names of the guys are being with held at this time. They said they was grabbed from behind and kissed and had there hair messed up by these two sexy girls. And after getting them all worked up they was gone as quick as they appeared. Like cats one man said. Last seen wearing leather mini skirts and black knee high boots both was carrying whips. If you see them do not make eye contact you may get your hair messed up.
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