Michale Carlson Wanted in connection with Nationwide Douchebag Conspiracy.
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There have been numerous reports of douchbaggery running rampant across the nation. Sources close to the case have revealed that the ringleader of this conspiracy is one Mike Carlson whom is believed to be living in Ft. Collins Colorado with his co-conspirators. He is considered dumb and stupid so use extreme caution when approaching him or his colleagues in rhetorical debate. Please notify authorities if you have any information.
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