Hillsdale County - Bigfoot Update

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A bigfoot sighting originally happened in sleepy Hillsdale County last week. Two men from Ohio reported seeing bigfoot near the gravel quarry on Burt Road on Thursday, July 13, 2017.

In a recent update, an anonymous business owner on Gilbert Road, reported that a hairy beast was peering into his shop windows as he was working on the evening of July 17. He grabbed a rake and his phone and went out to see if he could corner the beast, or at least get a good picture. He watched it cross the road, and reported that it was headed into the woods in an easterly direction. The business owner was not able to get a photo of the creature, but did find a remarkably large footprint, which he did photograph. Melissa Hovey-Larsen, president of the American Bigfoot Society, is planning on taking a casting of the print for further study.

In that same area, another farmer reported multiple incidents of fainting goats simultaneously falling over, and her guard llama alerting to a large dark form moving along their fence row. Authorities are urging locals to be on the lookout and to keep close watch on their animals.

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