John F. Kennedy Has Come Back in a Spaceship with a Super New Diet!
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San Marcos, California. An unidentified flying object landed in the parking lot of a Wal Mart/Sam's Club and was observed by retired chemist Ed Lee, aged 73.
"The President looks terrific, no bullet holes in his head and he's very trim!" said Mr. Lee to Breaking News reporter Tony Elka.
"Add a little of this Blue Alien powder to your corn flakes and watch the pounds fall off, said former President John Fitzgerald Kennedy, who appeared to this reporter to be none the worse for wear, after an assassination attempt and 54 years of traveling the galaxy at faster than light speeds.
"Once a day at breakfast, accompanied by moderate exercise and you could look as good as me!" said the smiling President, before getting back into the alien vehicle and taking off vertically at over one million miles per hour, which blew this reporter's hat off.
My hat was never seen again...
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