Cadillac man impregnates wife

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Cadillac man impregnates wife

Breaking news out of Cadillac, Michigan. Hailey Elgas had been knocked up by half man half alien Chad Elgas. Sex of the baby has yet to be determined... in other shocking news there are allegations of rampant PED use in the Northern Michigan arm wrestling association.... more to follow

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