Santa Rosa Man Attacked by Dwarf Riding a Bear
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On the morning of Monday, July 17th, a Santa Rosa Beach man was standing in his yard sipping on his coffee, when a bear stepped out of the woods. The odd part of this story is what happened next. As the man looked closer, there was a dwarf riding the bear, with a saddle.
With sword in hand, the dwarf rode over to the man and asked for the man’s coffee. As neighbor Tanner Shehan described to News channel 7 PCB, “that’s the weirdest sh* I’ve ever seen. But I guess that dwarf was thirsty.”
The Walton County police are currently searching for the coffee stealing thief. He is considered armed and dangerous and jacked up on caffeine. He was last seen in the area of the Santa Rosa Walmart yelling “Row Tide!”
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