Paul Gehrsitz Found Naked & Drunk On I-85

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In a protest of "...them evil, possessed, and just plain scary' self-driving trucks, life long trucker, Paul Gehrsitz, took to the streets to raise awareness.

"We gotta stand together against the evil of the corporate spawns of Hell", Mr. Gehrsitz was overheard saying, at a local pub. He then proceeded to remove his clothing, a fact that none of the female patrons seemed to notice. The bar tender said she couldn't remember if he came in or not, despite his having spent four hours and $500 in tips just feet from her all afternoon.

When asked if charges would be filed, the local Sherrif said that there was nothing to charge him with. "Indecent exposure required exposure of body parts large enough to be seen from more than two feet away. Mr. Gehrsitz was never closer than three feet from anyone and no one remembers seeing anything.", the Sherrif told reporters.

Mr. Gehrsitz is an employee of the absolute best trucking company ever formed and he loves his job more than life, its self. He stated that he would just die if his behavior prevented him from spending the rest of his natural life driving the very best equipment on the road.

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