Rabid donkey bites local teacher
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An Ellis County teacher named Amasita Popeeta was taken to the hospital after being bit by a rabid donkey. The donkey was reported to be foaming at the mouth just before it stuck its head in her car and took a sizable chunk out of her arm after it wandered onto the school property where Ms. Popeeta teaches. She is reported to be in excellent shape after receiving a few bags of IV margaritas. The donkey was taken to a local vet and was also treated with IV margaritas which cleared its rabies right up. Ms. Popeeta is said to have expressed interest in adopting the donkey as her new form of transportation.
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