Mike Beattie Leaves Van Halen 24 Hours After Replacing Eddie, Claims David Lee Roth Impossible to Work With
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In a move that has shaken the music industry to its core, Mike Beattie has left Van Halen less than 24 hours after replacing Eddie Van Halen. An inside source associated with The Van Halen News Desk website claims Beattie grew tired of lead singer David Lee Roth's antics in the studio which led to growing tension between the two. While those in the DLR camp remained silent, sources close to the situation claim Beattie became frustrated when Roth insisted the vocal isolation booths be decorated with exotic lighting and palm trees. Beattie was quoted saying, "We're over 40 freakin' years old....palm trees?...wtf?" Other sources claim Beattie became visibly irate with Roth's constant use of the terms "Whoah!" and "Bozie Bozie Bop!".
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