Lansing man charged with theft after hiding fruit in his tutu

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(Lansing) - a local ballet instructor was arrested and charged with larceny in Flint yesterday after he was allegedly tried to walk out of a local Walmart with $30 worth of fruit and six tubes of denture adhesive in his tutu. Jeff Kolman, who runs the Twinkletoes School of Ballet, had raised suspicion prior to that when he was seen running through the Walmart while wearing a pink tutu and harassing other patrons.

"He ran up to me and asked me if I wanted some gum," Michelle Johnson said of her encounter with Kolman. "And it was the way he said it. Guuuuum."

Other shoppers noted that at one point he also went up to a male shopper and touched his arms while saying "ohhh what rippling muscles."

When apprehended by Walmart security Kolman denied stealing the mangos, claiming that he "always puts mangos in my tutu."

However Kolman subsequently confessed to stealing the denture adhesive. According to the criminal complaint Kolman told officers that he felt compelled to steal it due to the fact that he had "no teef."

Kolman was also charged with concealing identity when he told officers that his name was Bruno.

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