Kim Jong Un... Happy? Can the world relax now?
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North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un finally calms down and smiles after a private interview and revealing (her) secret.
"I have something to get off my chest as the westerners would say. The reason for my anger is that... I am... a woman... a woman in power and I cannot tell the world. If my people found out... I always wanted to be a rap artist and when I found out the name Lil Kim was taken I just started lashing out at the world. Who would make a better Lil Kim than me?" This explains why the female presence in the military is so great. "There are days during the month my tummy hurts and I just get angry and want to nuke things. I know the people are starving here because I waste resources on ICBM development, but we don't have adult stores here and its the only phallus shaped object here that fits my massive gapper"
The interview ended with the exchange of contact info of some of the best plastic surgeons in the world. To be continued...
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