World's Loudest Farter Relocated to Australia

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Mark Testrow, long regarded as the loudest farter in Great Britain, has been quietly moved from his home in England to western Australia. His former neighbors praise their newfound auditory relief.

Travis Wackme, Mr. Testrow's former neighbor, is glad he's gone. "I am so very happy," Wackme stated. "...the intense overpressure of the $&*@×'s farts, set off home burglar and car alarms all night long!"

Ah Bheg Dong, a family friend who lived nearby, confirmed all of the anecdotes about the intense noises. She also related a previously unreported aspect involving Mr. Testrow. "The anal gas he emitted was horrid. The smell would make a vulture heave it's guts up." Ms. Dong did also relate that the former Testrow was always bug free. "To this day, it's still marked as a deadly toxic waste site by our local Council," she stated.

The Australian government measured Mr. Testrow's farting noise and emitted toxicity. The Vector Analysis it performed determined that the Testrow family could only be safely located in western Australia.

Mr. Seymour Weiner, a spokesman for the Australian government, related the following in comment. "Mark Testrow? That ?÷&*÷@ piece of &^=! As far as the Austrain government is concerned, he can &€=× off!"

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