Valley Auto Liquidators named best automotive dealer in Spokane!

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Recent polls and reviews have shown that, the guys at Valley Auto Liquidators have it all! And no matter what they do with paperwork and your own personal time, their numbers just get better. Our local reporter spent the last 2 months in the Spokane area, including Spokane Valley, to find out who was on top of the used auto market, and how those numbers came about.
After a lengthy number of tests, trial-runs and background research, it turned out to be a no-brainer when all was said and done. Especially when your commercial runs on every radio station, once every half an hour, locally, it was pretty simple to see. Promising a one-stop-shop experience, where EVERYONE can drive away with a newer car or truck no matter what your credit situation is, they provide that very thing, that day, within 5-7 hours.
But, that is also assuming they can get a financial institution to take the loan within the next three days. THAT, is how they achieve numbers: They guess it's going to work, you drive away, and they mark the sale for themselves. If none of their banks or credit unions are willing to take the loan, you simply get to bring your vehicle back, finding out that it was never a deal, and you go home disheartened and embarrassed. Most likely on the bus. Then, they can do that to someone else again, marking another sale using the same vehicle.
So, how do you get the best numbers in Spokane? Ask Valley Auto Liquidators! The professionals there will show you exactly how to do it, as long as you didn't take pictures of the truck with the 4X4 sticker on it, which was actually a RWD, first.
Good day, and now you know, Spokane!

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