UFO ABDUCTS LOCAL RESIDENT
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A man from Artesia New Mexico was abducted by aliens Friday morning. Witnesses say that Jeff Dudley was driving west out of Artesia when he pulled over after seeing UFO land. He then proceeded to investigate. He told another motorist that he was going to see if he could pick a fight with the Intruders because this is MURIKA and we don't want no creatures from other planets. As he approached the space craft, approximately 8 aliens shot him with some kind of parralizing weapons. Shortly after, military vehicles arrived and confiscated witnesses phones, and sealed off area. Witnesses say they could hear Jeff inside the craft as it took off. He was yelling "Vatos Locos forever".
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