Missing Heron Honeymoon West at South Seas

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Missing Heron Honeymoon West at South Seas

This morning the Sheriff was called to the 1500 block of South Seas Resort regarding a missing Heron approximately 53 inches tall. The owners of the unit have not been contacted and the department feels they have fled the island with the Bronze Heron.

The Heron was last seen on the steps leading to the master bed room.


Update:
A witness report stated the Heron was last seen adjacent to a white Range Rover with Texas plates.

If anyone has any information regarding the missing bronze Heron please contact the Lee county Sheriffs Department at 727-579-2078.

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