Jody Hayes of small town Iowa shoots bigfoot
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Jody Hayes of Manilla, Iowa was sitting on his front porch one evening thinking about how cool his nieces are when all of a sudden he saw something move near the bus. Jody jumped up but then sat back down because he remembered that one time he thought he saw a kangaroo and everyone thought he was bat shit crazy. Then he heard a loud roar! He thought, "That damn penguin is back again!" Jody grabbed his nerf gun and started towards the bus. And holy shit. He stated, "I was looking around the bus and all of a sudden it honked! Like someone laid on the horn!" Jody looked through the bus doors and there he was.... Sasquatch. Jody kicked in one of the bus doors and shot the bigfoot with his nerf gun. The sasquatch giggled and ran to the back of the bus, kicking out the back doors. The bigfoot escaped into the woods nearby. Jody swears last week he saw the sasquatch riding a kangaroo up his driveway chasing a penguin. More details to come.
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