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As residence of the Tom's River area have made numerous complaints, about someone cutting their grass for unknown reasons. As police investigators have taken the reports serious, only because from the description givin by a couple of the victims describe the suspect as an illegal... As newspapers question one of the victims of what residents have named ""THE MOWER"" . The illegal was photographed as he proceeded to do someone else property blocks away.. Armani A.K.A. horhay was picked up on several charges including impersonating an American also Second degree murder for running over numerous animals during his escapades also third degree animals cruelty to animals.
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS HAS BEEN CALLED INTO QUESTION THE SUSPECT BECAUSE HE DESCRIBED HIMSELF AS AFRICAN AMERICAN WHICH HOWEVER THE PHOTO SHOWS A MELLOW YELLOW COMPLEXION AND HIS ETHINICTY CANNOT BE PINNED AT THIS TIME
POLICE ASK ICE TO GET INVOLVED FEARING MORE LIKELY THERE ARE MORE LIKE HIM ROAMING COMMUNITIES WITH HEDGE CLIPPERS

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