Ford CEO announces the new mustangs will be front wheel drive

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New ford CEO,Jim Hackett announced in a press release yesterday that the new mustangs that will be released in 2019 will be front wheel drive. This ends the end of an era of rear wheel drive cars,that have been produced since 1964.Hackett commented "This change was inevitable,We have been getting to many lawsuits stemming from mustangs that are taking out crowds of people!" He continued "Our goal is safety and there are just to many idiots behind the wheel of mustangs that can't drive." Shortly after the press release reporters asked G.M,executives what they thought of the decision Ford announced.One official,who asked that his name not to be released said "I think it's great,our truck sales skyrocketed after fords idiotic decision to build aluminum trucks,now our Camaro sales will go up too!" In closing statements Hackett said " The main reason the mustangs were out of control was because of non-drivers and because of the so many LS swaps that made the car's to powerful!" He also stated " I guess in time they will be installing v-tec's into the new front wheel drive mustangs to make them Faster!

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