Spider-Man spotted in Nebraska

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A small Nebraska town has a big secret. South Sioux City has a population of 13,000. It's a town where Wal-Mart is the place to be, and Pablo's Tacos is the thing to eat. SSC has been a quiet and peaceful place, up until a few days ago. America's favorite web-slinger, Spider-Man, has been spotted around the tiny town by many. One account tells of how Spidey was seen getting a morning run in at Crystal Cove. Another account says he was seen eating a delicious burrito, made by Pablo himself. But the most popular sighting is of where he has been staying. Hernan Velazquez (aka Champ) has been a Spider-Man fan since birth. At 2 years old, he was climbing the walls of his house. At 8, he taped cans of silly string to his arms and pretended he could shoot web. And now, he gets his very own Spidey. Many people report that Champ is harboring Spider-Man. They were seen working out together at Anytime Fitness, shopping at the local gamestop, and later arriving home in the beautiful Ford Escape Champ drives. It is being said that Spider-Man is training Champ, either to be his sidekick, or to take over the webbed mantle. Whatever the reason for Spidey's visit to this small town, the people should know, they are safe.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.