Roanoke Recording Studio Owner Breaks World Record

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For those who don't know , being in the Music Industry is no regular job . Requiring late nights, and sometimes days with no sleep at all. Roanoke Virginia has its fair share of musicians, and no one understands that better than Savage Claps. He is a local music producer who owns M7K Productions, and helps manage Press Record Recording Studio. Recently Savage broke the world record for straight hours of recording with a whopping 1500 hours. When asked about how this accomplishment could be done , Savage, living up to his name , would spray himself in the face with a squirt bottle of isopropyl alcohol when he felt his eyes closing, in order to keep his ears sharp for recording , he wore ear muffs for several hundred hours , and mixed the recordings perfectly by using the vibrations . Instead of eating, he had a local CNA hydrate him with an IV , all in all this was truly a record for the books. When asked if he thought the record would be broken Savage replied" Hell No, I died 3 times setting this record, ain't nobody else gonna die to try and break a record." We commend you Savage , and have never met such a dedicated person

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