Senator Ted Cruz reportedly working with Martians ???? on Health Care Bill
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Mired in the legislative nothingburger that is the attempt to put forth a viable health care replacement for the Affordable Care Act, GOP Senator Ted Cruz is working with "very savvy" aliens from neighboring Mars to draft a proposal that is sure to receive high marks from the CBO, sources familiar with the skulduggery of the Senator revealed today. "He's as bat shit crazy as ever," said Senator Lindsay Graham, "but he's more determined than ever to rip the health care coverage away from 22 million freeloaders and provide the massive tax cuts for the ultra wealthy the GOP has promised to its base.
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